Tap! Tap! Tap!... went the gavel on the stone podium. Tap! Tap! Tap!... but with everyone talking, yelling, screaming, and arguing, nobody heard the minion standing behind the rock podium tapping the small wooden gavel she held in her hand. Realizing that it was not working, she reached down and pulled up a larger metal hammer five times the size of the little gavel, lifted it high above her head and slammed it down on the rock several times.
"As minions of the various leaders in the Realms, we are the ones that make the wheels turn (quite literally) and make daily things happen. That is why we have organized to make sure that confusion and disorganization does not reign and that one day we will be recognized for our efforts and become leaders of these realms," she ended to the loud roar of approval and agreement from the other minions.
Again, waiting for the crowd to quiet down, the speaker continued, "But since it is not our way for violence, we must do something else to win their support. I have held council with several of the other minion groups and we have come to only one option that has the highest chance of success. We must convince the 'Borrowers' to join C.O.G."